speed walking

walkety walk

What's that you say? He doesn't have a shadow?
Well... what does he need a shadow for, anyway?
What do you take me for... an expert?

(can you count all the w's in this post. winner gets a treat.)

old stuff

Nothing too impressive, but postable nonetheless. These were old projects from some drawring classes. Both were done with charcoal on paper, probably some time around 3 AM to 5 AM in the morning.

If it looks like the perspective in the background is a bit off on this second one, it's probably because your eyes are having issues.  Either that or the perspective is a bit off.

what do you get when you cross a head with a radio?

Typography class... that was a fun one.  I didn't think I'd enjoy it as much as I did.
Here are a few of my assignments.

Objective:  Create 5 images where the meaning of a word is enhanced by manipulating its features.
I guess I had sin on the brain...

Objective:  Create a portrait of a famous person using only text.  I chose Thom Yorke from Radiohead.

Milk

Final project for my storyboard class.
Be warned.  This story includes an image of a man gagging.  If you have a weak stomach, I suggest you drink a gallon of milk and call me in the morning.

My story takes place in a kitchen...

Milk:  "Ten cents he picks me today."

Orange Juice:  "Here we go again."

Milk:  "Today will be the day, there's no doubt about it."

OJ:  "I don't know why I put up with this."

Milk:  "I can feel it inside.  Something is stirring within me."

OJ:  "Dude, I think that's because you've expired.  You're probably just feeling the effects of your milk beginning to curdle."

Milk:  (sniffs himself) "I don't smell anything..."

Milk:  "...If you're afraid to lose ten cents I completely understand."

OJ:  "Make it twenty cents and I'll even throw in a string cheese!"

Milk:  "Done!"

OJ:  "Shush. I think he's coming."

Milk:  "Ahhh yeeeah!"